so what did you do those three days you were dead?
— My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)
i love this
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.
Grab the wall, gas pedal gas pedal
Guardians of the Galaxy looks so good.
THE CAPTION LOLOLOL